Whatchu Playin' Fool? -- You Packin What?

This is hard!  Kid, you've got no idea.

     As promised, here's the game that brought all the weens to the yard.  So get your thinking scrotes on, and use what I taught you in last week's "Is That A Thing" post (post, tee hee) cuz if you're wrong about these weens, no one will axe you to the big dance in the sheets, or at least you might get dickbushed when the dude you're about to bone pulls out more than his wallet and you're not ready for what's there.  Side note though, as out there as some of my posts are, I do have a sense of modesty... so don't expect nudie pix in this post, but there's a twist!  Find out what it is and click on for the game of goods...

Wha'chu Playin' Fool?: Gay or Straightish Dad

1) Bitch is only 16? 2) Exo gave u stroke eye. 3) U still gay, Jeffrey.

     Been a hot ass minute since we had a game up on these parts, but I'm swallowing my pride like a Lohan swallows girl parts and vodka to bring you another little treasure for the weekend.  As usual, the answers will be provided before the comments section... BUT, even though I'm not Geek Squad, I did find a way to hide them until you leave your comment... so leave ur guesses in the fuqing comments, people!  NTwayz, my sweet nothings aside, let's get down to the task at dick in hand as this game isn't as straight easy as it looks...

Whatchu Playin', Fool? -- Pregnant or Fat

Inception Shambles

     Howdy jew-ty, Shamblers and Shamblette's.  This week's game isn't as escandalo as last week's, but it's sure to raise a few concerns and questionable weens out there I'm sure.  The game's called Pregnant or Fat and it's simple.  I'm gonna peep you 6 pics of ladies who are either pregnant or just fat.  Your job is to jump to the comments and say what you think.  Winner gets bragging rights as usual.  Also I have to say that this week I've put the answers below the post, so bear with me and don't be a cheating lazy ass before posting what you thought in the comments.  Now without further adoodoo, here are those six delish beauties of questionable body status...

Whatchu Playin', Fool? - I seen U nekkid

Is there anything in my teeth?  Not yet... Oh wait, yeah, a cigarette.

     New feature alert!  We're not all serious and shizz round here at the Shamblette's, we like playing our share of Hunger Games too.  So now, from time to time, we're gonna post a juicy-as-a-hooker's-thigh-game up on this bitch for the weekend that you skanks can play with like a baby in the tub who just discovered his ween.  But you have to actually play along in the comments or we won't keep doing this**.  

      Now, to pop our game-playin' churry, we're bringing you a game called "I Seen U Nekkid".  We'll explain the rules after the jump, but don't forget to put your guesses in the comments cuz we want urrbody to have a shot at bein' a player this weekend...

**Probs a lie.