Whatchu Playin', Fool? -- Pregnant or Fat

Inception Shambles

     Howdy jew-ty, Shamblers and Shamblette's.  This week's game isn't as escandalo as last week's, but it's sure to raise a few concerns and questionable weens out there I'm sure.  The game's called Pregnant or Fat and it's simple.  I'm gonna peep you 6 pics of ladies who are either pregnant or just fat.  Your job is to jump to the comments and say what you think.  Winner gets bragging rights as usual.  Also I have to say that this week I've put the answers below the post, so bear with me and don't be a cheating lazy ass before posting what you thought in the comments.  Now without further adoodoo, here are those six delish beauties of questionable body status...

     Let's see how many you can get right (don't cheat or lie in the comments section about your successes either, bitches).

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1 - Not only is Lady 1 breaking the no white people corn rows policy I so graciously laid down, but this is Charlotte Church.  Oh what a difference growing old can do to a young opera singer.  Guess it's not just the fat lady that gets to sing, Char... but is there more than meets the chunky eye?  Could she be preggo here?

2 - This lovely may or may not be a man, and she/he may or may not be preggo.  So which is it, gumshoes?  Traumatically inseminated or just precious?

3 - Bless (but nice Asio-quality hair, Love Jew-itt).  I give J-Love a lot of crap about her birthin' hips and thunder ass, but a recent photo of the "celebrity" might just explain what all the lard is about... or does it?  What think you, Shamblettes... is Jenny Love Chewitt preggo these days, or does she just need to take a really big shit?

4 - Bless times two.  This woman I really feel for.  The look on her face is the exact one I make when I'm give the Sophie's choice of, "fries or onion rings" (fries).  But enough about me, is this precious fat? (obvi) But is she also carrying a little piglet with her too?  That's the vicks vapo rub, detectives.

5 - Oooh gurrl.  I love that curly fry on your head, but I'm loving that bottom half even more.  Are you one of the sure-to-be-a-trainwreck future mothers of this great country?  Or is the only bun in your oven covered in butter and killing folks with heart attacks?

6 -  Don't let this last one fool you fools.  Just because she's looking down and touching her stommy doesn't mean she's preggo, (I coulda taken this pic from a weight loss site)... but did I?  Is this Sally Struthers impersonator with child, or just too many noms?  Only you can decide in the comments section.

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     So there you have it, your 6 lovely finalists for Miss fatty or preggo USA.  How well did you do?  And will YoSoy Blog take the crown again this week for most right answers?  We'll know soon enough as the answers are below.  So if your gonna post in the comments, do it now by skipping over the answers below (fun is funner than cheating, hobags).  And if you don't want to share your results with the "world", then you can suck a fat unfertilized egg. 

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   ANSWERS -

1 - Preggo

2 - Preggo 

3 - Fat ass

4 - Fat ass

5 - Fat ass 

6 - Preggo