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| 1) Bitch is only 16? 2) Exo gave u stroke eye. 3) U still gay, Jeffrey. |
Been a hot ass minute since we had a game up on these parts, but I'm swallowing my pride like a Lohan swallows girl parts and vodka to bring you another little treasure for the weekend. As usual, the answers will be provided before the comments section... BUT, even though I'm not Geek Squad, I did find a way to hide them until you leave your comment... so leave ur guesses in the fuqing comments, people! NTwayz, my sweet nothings aside, let's get down to the task at dick in hand as this game isn't as straight easy as it looks...
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| Damn, Doogie! Lemme hit dat... bebehs in the face. |
And even though we all know that straightish dads will still probz take it in the ass slash do a dood in the real world, I promise that the examples pictured in this game aren't like NPH and friends above (AKA both). These chosen 6 inches below are one or the other, gay or straightish with kids, not both (I ain't no cheater). So, much like a crusty asshole or gas station bathroom, please-to peep inside these 6 gay-maybe-straight-parts with all your senses activated, cuz you never know what's gonna happen until you get in there.
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1 ------ Whether or not my nethers are hot for this one (which they are spicy on fire dripping sex ooze btdubbs), is he gay? Or just a young straightish dad?
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| Please-to open mouth/ass/legs for incumming squishy parts. |
2 ------ Ok, Boner Patrol is gonna have to arrest my ever-widening (in a fat way) ass, because this next one has got my jellies jammin' even more than cumtestant #1. But do I call him Daddy when we bumpin' uggz? Or is he someone else's legit Daddy already?
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| I want to go |
3 ------ Think you've got this shit nailed down crucifix style (too soon)? Well like my ween after viewing (some of) these doods, things are only gonna get harder as we go along. Why don't you try this little tattooed number on for size? Does he worship the ween? Or his baby momma's vajeen?
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| Ginger-Vitus never looked so good. |
4 ------ Don't be fooled by the cox that I got, I'm still number 4 on this block. Lame attempt at Weird Al Yankovicing that hideo J-Lo song... is this older gent down with the dix, or fathering baby slash grand chicks via those with tits?
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| Over-bite alert! Fashion don'ts murch? |
5 ------ Bet you wish you were the one holding number 5's hand in this pic. Replace "hand" with "dick" and I'm definitely on board with that. But is this skantily clad fella clutching on to ladyfingers that bore his chillenz, or man digits who boar out his asshole every night baconator style? I know the answer, do you?
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| Lower swimsuit preez. I need to |
6 ------ Lucky number six is our final cumtestant... how do you think you're doing so far? I know it's a 50/50 thing here, but I'm not sure you're gonna get this one right. Please-to prove me wrong if you dare and let me know if this youngin' is just gay, or one of those cool hipster dad's you hate for having a kid whilst also looking 12 years old and always dressing cooler than you ever will (mmm, dressing)
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| Sippin' on dat Corona like a dick? Or like lady parts? U decide. |
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So there you have it... what be your answers? Keep them in mind and skip over the spoiler zone to post your guesses in the comments (if you catch a sneak peak it's all good, I hid the answers)... but once that's done jump up to the spoiler zone like a ween that has to pee in the night and see what you got right or wrong.
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!!!!! SPOILER ZONE !!!!!
Your answers are below in secret jizz ink... But when you wanna see the answers, just highlight over the ish below and they will magically appear.
1 - Gay (Dood'z a model of course... and honestly I'm not sure if he's gay, but he's not a father and I found his pic on a gay (not porn, shambles) site... so since I want to sex him and he's a male model that means "gay" in my book... if that makes me a cheater oh well, write your gay congressman... I'll be boning this dude while you're looking for stamps.
2 - Straightish Dad (French dood at Disneyland France with his chillinz - Tre Caliente, Daddy. Pass the dixant (croisssant, get it?) and french tickle my pickle.
3 - Straightish Dad (DJ who drops beats at a bar near my dungeon apt called "El Cid", a bar in which you could play SO many rounds of this game considering the questionable orientation of its clientele... honestly not sure if he has kids either, but he def like wahgina so eventually he will)
4 - Gay (Out of the closet government dude in New England. He's who you write to if my reasoning with numbers 1 and 3 pisses you off enough.
4 - Gay (Out of the closet government dude in New England. He's who you write to if my reasoning with numbers 1 and 3 pisses you off enough.
5 - Straightish Dad (that's Becky Newton from Ugly Betty's hubby. He was on an ep of Nip/Tuck as a gay dude, and he was on The Starter Wife as a gay dude (seeing a theme here?) NTWayz, Becks is the one who's hand he be holding, I'm the one who wishes I was her slash raping her hubs-ind)
6 - This one's tricky. The dude pictured definitely LOVES vaginas, but doesn't have any kids. How is this not cheating the rules of the game? Well, cuz dude #6 isn't a dude at all, it's that lezbo chick DJ Samson from the band Le Tigre I blogged about a while back (google search her name if you still don't believe me).
Am I jealous that she can grow a better 'stache than me? Yes. Do I regret tricking you this way? No, because being a lesbian also makes one gay... and even if you guessed this one right, it was by chance unless you knew who she was slash knew it was a woman -- Long dick short... answer is: Gay
Am I jealous that she can grow a better 'stache than me? Yes. Do I regret tricking you this way? No, because being a lesbian also makes one gay... and even if you guessed this one right, it was by chance unless you knew who she was slash knew it was a woman -- Long dick short... answer is: Gay
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