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| Contrary to what this image suggests, there are no black people in this movie. :( |
Howdy fellow Shamblers and Shamblette's. Master Grenadine here with a new feature we call, "Good shitty movies". So as to not add more shambles to your lives, we won't spoil these classic gemz, but we highly suggest you get your ass to what/wherever it is you rent movies from and watch these flicks ASAP! If for nothing more than a great reason for a theme party (subtle hint/idea) and another reason to getcha sip awn with a drinking game. I've got great reasons why you should tune in other than my "awesome" taste of course, but as this guy would say; "you don't have to take my word for it". So here's this week's shit flick pick...
This film made my life when I discovered it. It's got stuff for the guys (hot chicks), the girls (hot-ish dudes), and all combos in between. It's like Pretty Little Liars meets Mean Girls but with much more murder and fierceness. And the soundtrack is (tragic) aces too!!
Just listen to this official tagline - "They lost their friend because of a secret they would never tell. Now their past is coming back...to kill them." Now try to lift your jaw of the ground and straighten your rolling eyes after that, because it gets better.
Not only does the lead chick (of Step Up 2 "fame") look and sound like Rashida Jones/Anne Perkins/Karen Filippelli, not only is the troll-spawn of two hot people in it and giving the "performance of her life" (god she's terrible), and not only are Carrie Fisher and Audrina Patridge in this flick, but this chick makes the "film" and is my new idol. Just a sample of some of her amazeballs exchanges below.
Jessica: I'm gonna deal with you later!
Maggie: You might wanna deal with that hair first, because it looks like shit.
Maggie: You might wanna deal with that hair first, because it looks like shit.
Jessica: [talking about the pills that Megan swallowed to play the prank] Too bad it doesn't
prevent bulimia, that's something Megan could actually use!
Jessica: Ellie, no one is dead! Well, Megan.
Cassidy: [while returning to the party] Where is everybody?
Claire: Probably dead.
Jessica: Yeah, and the corpses drove their cars home, idiot!
Claire: Probably dead.
Jessica: Yeah, and the corpses drove their cars home, idiot!
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, MY PERSONAL FAVE....
Jessica: It's Mickey... I would know those ugly ass shoes anywhere.
Cassidy: Is he dead?
Jessica: Well, he has a fucking tire iron through his head...
Cassidy: Is he dead?
Jessica: Well, he has a fucking tire iron through his head...
So there you have it... Sorority Row. How could you not wanna see this flick now?
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