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| Happy Ho-lidays, from the Jersey Shore Bebehs! |
Moist Monday to you, HoHoHobags. Tis' almost the season for prezzies under the tree, unleavened bread beneath the Ikea table, and dashiki head-dresses or whatever you wear for Kwanza. So since I'm in the giving mood, instead of herpes carrying crabs, I'm gonna give you Lil' Baconators a treat this December Monday... in the form of another edition of the Shambletta Stone to help define those terms I use that, like the word toothbrush, you in the deep south and parts of Florida/California may not understand. So click on in here for a short little post that keeps on giving knowledge like blistering sores once or twice a year... but don't forget your ointment...
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| Hunty, that baby-dick doodz prezzy givin' me smeg cheese. |
Prezzies - 1: Presents/gifts. 2: things you give [like STD's] that no matter how hard you try, you can't give back... not even for store credit.
Baby-Dick - 1: Short, not very long. As in; "Wow, the line at Wendys is straight up baby-dick". [alternate spelling = bebeh-dick]
Smeg Cheese - 1: Baby dick for "smegma cheese", a food that no one should ever eat as it grows on dix that haven't been cleaned in a while. 2: When something smells stank nastay to the point where you don't wanna eat anymore, not even a Baconator. 3: The feeling one gets when they lose their appetite after seeing something (like CBS TV shows) that's unpleasant. EX: "Good Lord, Bonetavia, that hideo couple has got me feeling smeg cheese like whoa".
Pleasetokthanxbai - [Penetration Mark] 1: Goes at the end of a sentence to both demand and ask someone to get you something, while also providing a salutation to whatever sentence you just said. This penny mark is important to use correctly, so that you aren't rude when backhandedly telling them to get you something you want (usually food) and to go away and not return until they have it. EX: "I feel like chicken tonight, pleastokthanxbai." means "Get me some chicken and don't show your ugz face again until you bring it to me, thanks. Now leave!"
Hunty - [Penetration Mark] 1: Term of endearment or hatred in drag queen speech that means "Honey". You put it at the beginning of a sentence as a diss. EX: "Hunty, that shit is not working, okuur?" or at the end as a bless. EX: "Ooh Gurl, I wanna be you for Halloween, Hunty".
Foin - 1: Fine, attractive as hell. 2: Noel Kahn. 3: Sam Jaeger. 4: Not Adrien Grenadine.
Dood - 1: Dude. 2: A fratty bro type who wears a hat, drinks beer, and tries to pick up chix based on his nasty douchebaggery, but usually just ends up getting/giving a drunken BJ from/to some other Dood and blaming the off-brand Budweiser. 3: Also known as "gay frat dick". 4: Sean William Scott
Jellies Jam - 1: The boner-like dance one's squishy parts does when something sexy/awesome/amahhzing passes your way. EX: "Oh shit, this double-double Baconator with excra bacon is makin' my jellies jam!"
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So there you go, your terms in this month's Shambletta Stone. I have plenty more to give like food stamp babies during the Maury Povitch show... but these should suffice you until your next breakout, er... I mean Shambletta Stone Herpes Post. ----- A Greno out!
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