Gays Do It Better: Court Is Now In Fashionz

Close ya mouf, Clinton! I said juicy couture, not Di'ju C Cock, Whore?

     What's up, fellow Gays and Straights?  If you answered "my ween" then I object and you really need to get out more.  But if you answered, "not shit", then I sustain, overrule, and say pass the chips and call me later cuz we have lots in common.  But I digress with thoughts of satty fats.  

     This edition of Gays Do It Better is a bit of a given, but don't hold me in contempt of court for speaking my mind.  Just click on in here and read about how it's in every Gay's constitution to speak their mind when their straight counterparts axe, "Hey Gurl hey, how does I look in this outfits?"...

Gays Do It Better - Cool Runnings

Step 2: Cut that Bebeh dick.  Got it.

     Holy rimjobs, Gaywads and Lezboinz!  It's already time for another edition of GDIB, and instead of pussyfooting around or jerkin' your merkin with a long drawn out intro, let me just cut to the chase like foreskin at a Bris and say that if you're cool, and I'm not moving too fast for you, then you need to jump on in here and check this shit out fruit de suite...

Gays Do It Better: Apathetic Stability

Care to cumment?  Cum what?  Me too, Gurl, trust.  Huh?

     Hey gayz and lezboynz, back in the habit Sister Act 2 style with another "Gays Do It Better".  Bringing you two fresh scrotes of knowledge that'll knock your straight guy knee high sox off like a finger in the ass during a BJ.  This entry is all about "nots", as in "I'm NOT eating that without bacon" or "You are NOT being fair, Noel Kahn for refusing to let me finish".  But let me STFU because you're NOT here for me (see what I did there?), you're here for the good gay shit.  So click on to see what Straights iz NOT as good as Gays at...

Gays Do It Better: Egyptian Judgement

Bitch stop playin' and sing Rehab...  Too soon?

     Attention all gaywads and lezboynes.  It's a sad week for the Royal Shambly as Amy Winehouse is no more, however I'm now 1 for 3 on my deathlist this year.  So Betty White, Charlie Sheen, and Lindsay Lohan watch out cuz I'm on a roll and LiLo you are now Queen Shamblina.  Whew, now that the inappropriate truth is outta the way, let's get down to some gay stuff.  To keep with our abridged new format, we're only featuring two balls p-lips things that gays are better than straights at... but just because it's smaller doesn't mean it can't still feel good.  So click up on in this shit and let's do some straight bashin'...

Gays Do It Better: Sexily-Private Funny Bushes

So then I was all like... I'll show you whose flaming, Chris Brown!  And then, well... he hit me.

     Hey gurl hey... Adrian Grenadine back again with an ass spanking new edition of Gays Do It Better.  I know after reading the title of this week's post you're at least bi-curious to find out what the hell it is the local queer does better than you and your local straighty counterparts.  Well I won't dangle the ween in front of your open mouth of curiosity for long... so jump on in this shit like a sex-slave with ass up and mouth gagged, cuz you know that even if it's just once, you wanna try and prove me wrong about the three things I'm claiming gays do better than those who eat when they should suck and suck when they should eat...

Gays Do It Better: Ambiguous Mom Sex

That's right, Seth... cup the balls like that while I suck on my fingers

      Well hello there poon and ween nommers, Adrian Grenadine here as always with the gaylight of my week.  That's right, it's time for me to tell you straights, lezzies, gayz, and bi'z why three out of four of you are better than the first.  This week's collection of gay truth is quite special, but not in a short-bus way of course... special in that it involves you, your mom(s), and things that rhyme with dick sucking and coochie eating... I'm of course talking about dick sucking and coochie eating... but fret not loyal Shamblette's, Imma keep this shit as g-spot rated as I can since we're trying out our new format.  So without further a-jew, hide the kiddies and chilrenz if you know what's good for you...

Gays Do It Better: Disliking Closet Stereos

Then he just put it in my hand. What was I gonna do, not suck it?

     It's time again, gaydies and gentlezmen for the post that's strong enough for a man, but made for those who want to bone them.  I'm here with three hot topics to discuss that prove just how awesome gays sometimes do things better than hot dog and donut players.  So pop that cooch on in here and see why you (a probably straight person) aren't as good as gays at...

Gays Do It Better: Double non-bearing fruits

Gurl, you givin' me a six inch gain with that blue poof!

          Hey gaydies and lezentlemen.  New feature this week, "Gays Do It Better" (yay!).  In this recurring set of posts I'm gonna spit out some truth that you know you'd love to swallow.  I'm featuring three things that gays just can't help but do better than straight people.  This week's topics are quite obvious, but not in a "gay way", so read on after the jump to see what countless celebs and Republican Senators are better than you at, but try not to be too jelly, you just aren't as good because...