Shambletorial: Peeps I'd Make a Sex Tape With

And you'll die 7 days later.

     That sound you hear is me getting excited.  True it's short and recurring, but a good Herpes Post can (like its namesake) last a lifetime.  Unfortunatly this Herpes Post got upgraded to full blown AIDS a Shambletorial because, If the title of this post wasn't obvious enough, I'm bringin' the hobag with this little ditty about people I'd say "yes preez" to if they were like, "let's bone and I'mma tape it", so clearly I've got a lot to say on the topic.  Now pop on in here, push play, and try to get that money shot in focus cuz it's time to get our hypothetical sex tape on...

Shambletorial: When PC Turns Racist

So that's where the holy water cums from.  Damn u fine, Blondie

     Yo Yo YO bitches and Hoes... for some reason I've decided it's February and I'm on a Black History vibe this week.  So if you're not in to all that, take your racist ass away til' next week cuz I've got a few posts which deal with the issues, but make sure you're not gone for too long cuz once I go black I DO go back.  And fret not closet racists, this blog isn't gonna turn in to Jet Magazine or anything because I hate on all races equally, and all people equal.  I'm an equal opportunity hater and caynt nothin' change that... but this post isn't about hating, it's about discussin'.   
     Anywayz, back to the point of all this.  I've written a Shambletorial about a topic that's close to my bacon wrapped heart, even though that heart fuels 300 pounds of white meat... but just cuz I'm not everything Precious doesn't mean I can't talk about those who are and the people who look like me who wrong them and vice-versa.  So pop on in here like a priest in a ballpit of pre-teen bois and try and see what all the racist muff is about... cuz at the end of the day we all need a lesson in diversity...

Shambletorial: When life hands you Ugly Betty

Holy poof, Snookie U got Shambles.  Is this cuz I'm black(ish)?

     Today a strange thing happened, even more strange than the time i took off my pants and saw a clitoris... it started out innocently enough.  I was driving to work blaring my B-52's album and screeching along to Rock Lobster with all the strength my fat filled lungs would allow... when tragedy struck, and it kept striking over and over again like corny dialogue on a CBS procedural.  What could have made my otherwise sorta shambled-free day full of the things this blog is made of?  Read on past the jump to find out about this Ugly Betty moment of a day.  You won't be disappointed...

Shambletorial: When Office Rape Goes Wrong

Look at her like I do, or these hands are going lower!

     Next week (spoiler alert) I'll be introducing a new feature called "Gchats you wish you wrote"... but until then, here's a little taste in the form of a Shambletorial concerning my wasted friend Kiki who has been experiencing drama in the workplace.  Suffice it to say it involves a hottie, a rapist, and a gallon of shambles.  Read on for all the juicy deets...

Let the games begin!!!

Shambles are when life sucks ass.  So the Shamblettes (myself and a few contributing blogees) are here to make it better.

We all get down from time to time, what better way to get over it and do some old fashioned sh*t talking?  This isn't Perez Hilton (obviously), and I don't care what that chick with the fivehead in your office did to you.  I'm not here to talk junk about everyday people, I'm not here to gossip about Hollywood, I'm here to blog about TV and pop culture/life and what is and isn't worth your time.  And hopefully in the process I can turn you in to a pop culture snob with great taste so you look cooler than you really are at your next party.  This is clearly a work in progress, so I welcome suggestions and/or critiques.  But a bit about me.

I'm a writer in Los Angeles.  (very original I know).  But there's so much crap out there that I need to judge and share with the world.  However a lot of that crap is sooo good and needs to be discussed.

So, for those in the back.  This blog (my first ever) is here to discuss and judge pop culture so that we all feel better about ourselves.  Who says bullying is bad?

OK enough intro crap, let's get to the good stuff.