Project Runway Redux - Fatty Menz... Wear?

HK issa microphone, notta icecream cone. (hawngry bitch Shambles)

     Last night's episode was CLEARLY brought to you by Garnier, and fake accented Asian snobs who don't like fat people or anything other than a boring color palette (wonder who I'm talking about Shambles).  We're down to 8 Hobags, Lil' Baconators... so the competish is getting tighter than a two year old.  Once again we've got a group challenge, but with emphases on the Indo (as in vidual) designers.  But enough gabbin', let's get to all the juicy inner thigh deets from this week.

     As always though, be warned... there be spoilers about who won, and who went home this week (at the end of the post in the SPOILER ZONE), so don't say I didn't warn you like that one time you took a dump in your friends' purse and called it a "doggy bag" (why didn't you catch the bag on fire and ring the doorbell Shambles)... NTWayz, if you read something you didn't want to know, it's not my fault.  Now on to that Redux...

Project Runway Redux - Manboobs By Gayz

The Verdict is in: Those 90's mom Jeans are atrosh, Mikey Kors.

      Lotta' talk about tittays this week, and no one seemed to appreciate it.  But like sports in a gay bar, the sound of crickets will overrun the boob talk so I'm not gonna pussyfoot around with the lane ass zingers... instead I'll jump right into the Redux that (like Joshua's megabrows) only two people care about.

     As always though, be warned... there be spoilers about who won, and who went home this week (at the end of the post in the SPOILER ZONE), so don't say I didn't warn you like that one time you tried to tie a sugardick to your face and call it sweet tea bagging (this bitch has lost his mind Shambles)... NTWayz, if you read something you didn't want to know, it's not my fault.  Now on to that Refux...

Project Runway Redux - Fivegy Of Death

His dix in my hand, even though my arms are crossed. (WTF Shamz)

     Make it jerk, Designers (not so subtle handjob reference Shambles).  Wasn't no post yesterday, and no one sent me hate-burgerz in the mail.  But I'm black today with the ole' faithful Project Runway Redux that all one of you look forward to.  So let's just hang up our hangers, pleat out those gauchos, and get to it cuz like my period, better late than never on this redux.
     As always though, be warned... there be spoilers about who won, and who went home this week (at the end of the post in the SPOILER ZONE), so don't say I didn't warn you like that one time you tried to shove a live cat up your ass and call it boi-pussay (gaywad went too far Shambles)... NTWayz, if you read something you didn't want to know, it's not my fault.  Now on to that Refux...

Project Runway Redux - Farts And Shafts

Envy us, Bitches... We all have huzbenz, & Ur just fat.

     Fashions, turn to the left.  Fashions, now turn to the right.  Oooooohhhaaaah FASHIONS!  Thank you, that intro brought to you by David Bowie and my lack or originality (hey I added an "s" to "fashion" (twice!) so it's not entirely ripped off.  Speaking of ripped off, this week's episode was like a strip of wax on a lady cooch during a Brazilian, painfully obvious as to who was going home, and certainly worth the pain.  So like said cooch-strip, let's just go ahead and tear into this episode and hope the pain doesn't leave any scars or "is that herpes?" bumps on our nethers.

     As always though, be warned... there be spoilers about who won, and who went home this week (at the end of the post in the SPOILER ZONE), so don't say I didn't warn you like that one time you tried to catch crabs with your cooch, not realizing they were already there (Two diff types of crabs Shambles)... NTWayz, if you read something you didn't want to know, it's not my fault.  Now on to that Refux...

Proj. Runway Redux - Shoe Gurl, I Almost Died!

Sex & the Shitty fake smilers.

     Hey Gaysigners, Adrian Gunnadine here to make this shit work like sweatshop kids at Martha Stewart's house.  This week there were more transitions than a drag show/sex change hospital.  People left, people came back, people I can't stand literally busted their ass... and something truly tragic almost happened but didn't (hint, one testicle).  All in all it was a dramz filled week that trimmed some sleepy useless, but brought back some in-the-closet baldness.
     As always though, be warned... there be spoilers about who won, and who went home this week (at the end of the post in the SPOILER ZONE), so don't say I didn't warn you like that one time you tried to lose your virginity with a chainsaw blade (Cucumbers work better Shambles)... NTWayz, if you read something you didn't want to know, it's not my fault.  Now on to that Refux...

Project Runway Redux - Nina Us Are Worthy

Hey, Tim... make that fart I just laid on ur dick-parts work.  Tee hee!

     Heyyyyy, Deziiiigners!  Time for another redux of the show that sews no bounds (lame pun shambles).  This week we had to peep Nina Garcia's botox face for longer than usual, so I'm sure she got paid some mad overtime for actually getting her ass outta that PR chair.  But enough gabbin', let's get to the reduxin'.
     As always though, be warned... there be spoilers about who won, and who went home this week (at the end of the post in the SPOILER ZONE), so don't say I didn't warn you like that one time you tried to sit on some doodz face after an all you can eat bean buffet (Ass Blast shambles)... NTWayz, if you read something you didn't want to know, it's not my fault.  Now on to that reslutx...

Proj. Runway Redux - Talk About High Fashion

Gurl, is Seal sexting you again?  Yes.  I'm gonna kill my hub-send!

     Good morning, Designers!  Time to make this shit work again in the PR Redux from Hell.  Everyone was being a bitch this week, and so there's only 3 people left I don't wanna shoot in the face: Gay Anthony, Rich Bitch, and Black Bitch... everyone can suck my hem line if they like any of the other sluts (although Asian whorebag who can't sew and dykey granola bitch still not on my hideous list... YET) but I digress.
     As always, be warned, there be spoilers about who won, and who went home this week (at the end of the post in the SPOILER ZONE), so don't say I didn't warn you like that one time you tried to stick a cucumber in your ass instead of a chainsaw (er, wait I got that backwards)... NTWayz, if you read something you didn't want to know, it's not my fault.  Now on to that refux...

Project Runway Redux - Bow Wow WOW!

We're baaaack!  Miss us?  Now hand over your soul.

     Project Runway was back in all it's gloryhole last week, and boy did I miss it... but the reduxii aren't here until now because, 1: I wanted to enjoy that shit instead of taking notes, and 2: there were too many bitches to talk shit about and I wanted to wait until 5 of them were sent packing before I wasted anyone's (namely my) time.
     But now we're going full force rape-dick style into the season, and I'm bringing you more episode accessories than the entire Piperlime wall of hideo.  But enough gabbing from me, let's get to the faboosh, the "fuq no she didn't send that down the runway", and the (duh) fashions... but be warned, there be spoilers about who won, and who went home this week (at the end of the post in the SPOILER ZONE), so don't say I didn't warn you like that one time you tried to leave the house in socks and sandals with a fanny pack, if you read something you didn't want to know...