Searches That Brung U To Me - 4

I'd be excited too if I was sittin' on his lap.  DILF!!

     Hi kiddos, I've been sick for a week and really want to kill myself.  But, before I do, I thought I'd check to see what is that was bringing you lil' Baconators to the Shamblette's... and as usual, I was disgusted, humored, and honored(?) at what I found.  So here you go, it's what I'm calling my 21 weirdo salute, featuring 21 searches that brung yallz nastay asses to the Shamblettes... but since this post has been pretty lame in the past, I've tried to find a way to spruce it up Walmart-becoming-a-Target style. 
     I'm not sure if it's worse that I write such top shelf stuff, or that it's bringing all the pedos to the yard and giving me more hits than a group of Rihanna look-a-likes at Chris Brown's birthday party.  Either way, click up on in this ish to see just what it is that you Hobags were searching for that brought your stank-encrusted eyeballs to this blog...

Searches That Brung U To Me - 3

Manfaceuhraptor alert!

     Get out that ointment, Ho-asaurauses... cuz it is-be time for another round of searches that led you to my lovely little blog.  Per usual, you people are weirdos, but I wouldn't have it any other way.  So take the jump and see just what it is that (my commentary in parentheses) you pervs at home are searching for during your God-Knows-What private time and, instead of finding Deena from Jersey Shore's poosay, you're getting a little bitta Shamblette's...

Searches That Brung U To Me - 2

Where U at, Shamblettes?  Look down, waaay down! (Dik level, Boo)

     It's true, some of you like me, you really like me.  So in return for your favors of page views, I'm sharing, herpes style, some of the wonderfully sketchy Google searches that led you to me since the last STBU2M post.  The overwhelming responses of pervy things you all look for to jam your jellies and unleash your poons never cease to amaze me.  So jump on in this mini-post like a fist to a rape ass and see what lead yallz to meh part deux...

Searches That Brung U To Me

Talk about Land-Ho.  Get it?  Read left to right if you're a moron.

     Howdy Hobags... got another mini-post coming your way herpes-style.  This one is short, simple, and sweet, like a pencil dick with a smiley face drawn on it.  It's called "Searches That Brung U 2 Meh", and it's exactly that... search topics that led you to the Shamblette's Blog.  Nothing groundbreaking here, but this is just a mini-post to tide your ween juices until the next full post comes along.  So keep on reading to enjoy your perverted searches that somehow brought you to my Shamblefied world...