Boner Patrol! -- Daddy Day Care (and Night)

If I was a hooker, this would be my bidness card.

     A'ight kids, Adrian Grenadine is back after my long weekend of being lazy, drinkin' pumpkin ale, and meeting new peeps.  So what better way to celebrate a return to hell known as the work week then to discuss some boner makin' topics?  Well... one topic, but it's worth all the blood in the world flowing to all the nethers you can find.  So pop on in here like a baby cooch after applying Desitin and see what's got my bones rattlin' in an upward direction this time...

Boner Patrol! -- Double Sexhaust

Talk aboutta muffler.  I've seen this one b4... but where's the gerbil?

     New feature time.  This one's simple.  Every so often something comes along that gets my nethers going north, and I'm not always proud of it.  But I'm swallowing my invisible pride like one swallows food times infinity slash a 16 inch dong, and writing about the things that get said bones rattling.  So jump on in this bitch to see what's got the Boner Patrol out in full force in this first ever BP post...