Gchats U Wish... Vulgur Jelly & Incest Herpes

Don't go there, Gurrfren!  That shit ids nastee.

    Oh boy, oh boi, oh buoy, if you're easily offended, please-to DO NOT read on past the jump.  Because me and Shamblina are at it full NSFW style, and like a 400 item buffet, nothing is off limits from our carnal desires.  I stumbled upon this treasure of a Gchat in the archives of awesome known as my inbox, and I couldn't stop marveling at how ridiculous we got talking more shit than a backed up gas station toilet after an all you can nom crab-meat festival.  So grab your sibling, send the kiddies to bed, and click on that "keep reading" shiz to revel in how much more offensive interesting my online chat-sessions are than yours...

Gchats U Wish... Whores, Legs & Baconhaterz

Story of my life slash too much shit talkin' Shambles.

     Been a while since we had a good Gchat U Wish U Wrote so I'll just cut to the chase and say that this time, series regular Kiki is back and we're talkin' more shit than a diarrhea butt-hole.  Topics I'm ashamed of include: my strange addiction (which even strangelier has nothing to do with food), Gym hotties and the legs they walk on, then finally we delve into my new best friends and the Shambles of limited supplies of maple syrup marinated bacon.  My mouth is sufficiently watering like hoochie thighs at an all-you-can-eat coochfest.  So jump on in here and read all about it...

Gchats U Wish... Douche Plots & Band Vows

Skittle me that and taste THIS rainbow, bitch.

     It's that time again, another edition of G Chats U Wish U Wrote.  This week Kiki takes a backseat ride and Skittles returns to talk all things Shambles.  Included are convos regarding juices at the OBGYN, Degrassi plots, band hotties/notties, and finally commitment ceremonies and their granola side effects.  It's a shorter chat for sure, but it's not about the length, it's about how much money the ween attached to it is worth... or something.  So keep on reading to see what all the Shamble-filled fuss is all aboot...

GChats U Wish... PLL Margos & Kiki Peeps Porn

Damn, Kiki... eat a cheeseburger, bitch.

     For once, that rumbling in your nethers isn't body induced carb longing, it's the blood flowing to your squishy parts in anticipation of yet another GChats U Wish U Wrote.  This special in a non shortbus way time we're focusing solely on a slutpendous chat sesh betwixt the infamous Kiki and I.  Topics include: last week's PLL (per usual), food (per usual), new career paths, and we finish it off handjob style with a little chat about a former colleague of ours who now gets paid to have other people's fists up her ass.  It's all deliciously true, and it's all for delicious you...

Gchats U Wish U Wrote: Triple Threat Edition

Only one of us has a penis, (blonde one talking to tall dude)

     Ok slutfaces and hookerhoes, it's time for another edition of G Chats U Wish U Wrote.  This week instead of our usual two chats we're going with a triple threat edition.  It starts with a short exchange between Skittles and I over Vegas slutdens and working out, then moves on to a Shramble with Kiki over a (presumibly) former fatty actor who ate in my presence, and finally wraps up with a longer chat between new Shambler Ernest about bathroomless vacationing spots, birthday boners, and herpes that fall outta your gym shorts.  I know your interest is peaked and your blood is flowing south, so hop on in here and check out what all the muff is about...

Gchats U wish... Luvshamdles & Web ShamD

Me and Skittles tastin' all kindsa rainbows

       New Shamblette on the block.  My partner in Shambled crime, Skittles and I had a gcaht the other day discussing all the relevant issues.  Topics included: fatassness, party time in Vegas, and why guys just don't get girls sometimes (hint: men are morons and women are, well... women).  The transcripts are just a click away and followed by a lovely Shramble with Kiki about work lies, mystery ailments, and the person most in need of a face career redo.  So take a chance on us and read on for a heaping pile of truth...

Gchats U Wish U Wrote: Twin Sex & Gay Face

Hey Gurrls Hey

     As promised, it's here; "Gchats you wish you wrote".  Basically I hang with pretty awesome people, so each week I'll share with the thousands that follow this blog a collection of proof that my fellow Shamblette's and I are a constant source of amusement.  For this initial edition of "Gchats...", we discuss racism, whether having sex with your twin/watching twins have sex is hot or wrong, prison allegiances, a dabble more racism for flavor, and then consider if it's okay that your straight boyfriend has gay-face.  Bonus discussion: What does Craigslist breed other than apartment listings?  You know you want the answers, so click on to discover the much needed truth...