Top Model Redux: Back-words In Rhyme

Damn, Tyrasauraus Rex, U giving me NOTHING with dem arms.

    Top of the Model to you, Bitches.  After my month-atus from the Shamblette's, we've lost even more skinny bitches to the panel of elimination death, headed by Queen Hobag herself and also Tyra Banks (ZING! Shambles).  My lame Andre Leon Talley diss outta the way, let's pretend like we aren't trying to turn back time like prehistoric skankwads by pretending that we aren't down like 5 twig-bitches since last time I posted on this "show", move on from my gap in reduxin', and get back to the shit talkin' and skinny bitch judging after the jump... 

Top Model Redux: Hot Dogs & Hoe-nuts

Bangs = Hideo.  Snax = Yumbo.  Can't stand = You

     Howdy hotdogs and slutnuggets, you skinny bitches.  Top Model was back and even thought there was crying and threats of leaving the show a plenty (is this record skipping Shambles?) it also had me sleeping and sweating all at the same time.  But enough about the cliche' bullshit that's around every season, this episode the Rexolimic modeltestants actually ate food and let someone take pictures of them eating said food for evidence.  But before your cooch explodes with confusion, let's get to the Reduxin now or someone might decide to keep them hotweenz down... 

Top Model Redux: Eunita Cheeseburger

Crazy bitch alert!  Yoo gonna finish that?

     Hey sluts and skinny bitches, master Grenadine is here with a new set of recaps just for you and your fat relatives.  That's right, Lil' Baconators, Top Model is back and that means more crazy bitches, more people who need a bite to eat (Eunita Cheeseburger, get it?), and more drama than a gay bar with a NO LADY GAGA policy (Gay Hatesplosion Shambles).  So stick those fingers down your throat, pull out your best smize for the camz, and let's get to the Reduxin before someone decides to keep their food down...