Random Bless: "Stray Runners"

Feel the Bless, Fux... And the grease.

     Howdy hobags, Hobags.  Adrian Grenny here for a long overdue Random Bless to bring to your eye-parts for eyesumption.  My Danny Devito sausage hands are literally dripping with grease from all the time I haven't laid them upon a sub-sect of fux in need of their random bless powers, but all that is about change.  This time the fux in question might need a full body bless rubdown, because once they get going (like a Kardashian special on E!) they can't be stopped from spreading their evil.  So don't be a fool-tard, jump on in here like an Asian ween at an all U can eat Harajuku Girl Buffet and see just who it is receiving my powers of bless this time...

Random Bless: Fauxlebrities

That horse looks just like this drag queen on E!  Resembz is uncanny!

     Top o' the Thursday to you, Fleshballs and Slutbags.  Your loyal bacon eater, Adrian Grenadine here with another edition of that good ole' Random Bless.  While my bless hands have been workin' overtime as of late, the subject of this edition's post really needs some because they're ruining my life with their powers of disguise.  Who could these deceptive hobags be?  Read on to find out, and see just why these fux need my sausage-link hands of blessed-be all over their pretend faces...

Random Bless - Blahktertainment

Please-to marry me now!  I'm of course talkin' to the snax.

     Howdy Ho my blessed beings.  It's that time again, time for me to get my bless hands all up in your orifices to help massage in the truth that is the random bless.  This time I'm gettin' real wit dat ish and talking about some racial shit that needs to be discussed.  But what-to could I be trynna bless like a Kardashian in a whore house?  Please-to read on, but don't forget that I'm on YOUR side, not the KKK's, which just this once does NOT stand for Krispy Kreme Krunkness... cuz when it comes down to it I got the KKreme's back in a knife fight no matter if Feorica herself was the one with the knife... but I dibless...

Random Bless: "Stray Voiced Doods"

...Needs a little less ho, and a LOT less mo.

     Oh man does I luz this new "Random Bless" feature.  Nearly every day I peep something worth slash in need of some laying of these sausagey "bless you chyyyyld" hands of mine... but this edition, you don't need eyes to peep these needers of bless (see [no pun] blind joke caption inside for proof... too soon?) you only need your ears and half a clue.  But what-to could I be blessing with all the power of the naturally occurring Vagisil that poureth through my veins?  Click on that "read more" to find out, and help me bless deez chillens...

Random Bless: "Wegroes" & They Brethren

Holla back and blessed be

     Hello, hello, hello, Hobags.  After the disaster that was last week, let's hope this one gets off to a better start.  And in order to attempt that feat of Shampossibility, we're bringing you the staple posts of the week you're accustomed to like TB and PLL recaps, Weekly Hot Messes, Gchats U Wish, Nerd Alert, The Bitch List, and Gays Do It Better... but we're also unveiling some new ones with ferosh intensity like a Drag Queen at her man-lady debutante ball.  
     So with that in mind, welcome to the new feature we call "Random Bless"...  basically, this recurring post will come at you with the things I feel need a bless more than old dudes in Tivas and knee-high socks.  So click onward and see what lovely gets the stamp of bless in our inaugural laying of thine shambled hands...