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| HK issa microphone, notta icecream cone. (hawngry bitch Shambles) |
Last night's episode was CLEARLY brought to you by Garnier, and fake accented Asian snobs who don't like fat people or anything other than a boring color palette (wonder who I'm talking about Shambles). We're down to 8 Hobags, Lil' Baconators... so the competish is getting tighter than a two year old. Once again we've got a group challenge, but with emphases on the Indo (as in vidual) designers. But enough gabbin', let's get to all the juicy inner thigh deets from this week.
As always though, be warned... there be spoilers about who won, and who went home this week (at the end of the post in the SPOILER ZONE), so don't say I didn't warn you like that one time you took a dump in your friends' purse and called it a "doggy bag" (why didn't you catch the bag on fire and ring the doorbell Shambles)... NTWayz, if you read something you didn't want to know, it's not my fault. Now on to that Redux...
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| We're The Sheepdogs... And you're just a bitch. |
This week's challenge was to design clothes for some shitty Canadian band of hairy granola-breaths named The Sheepdogs. These weirdo's seem like some kinda Grateful Dead, Moody Blues, Kings of Leon wannabe's who haven't showered in 46 years (ugh, shoot me). But basically the designtestants have to work in 2 groups of four to design for these werewolves men, gross fat men too (good luck with that one, Olivier)... And go!
Anthony Auld: Hey Boo, U are seriously getting gayer as the season goes on. Remove shirt.
FASHIONS - I luz you, Uniball... but that shit is hideous.
Anya Chee: I love that you said how much you like making Dashikis. U ain't black, Ho.
FASHIONS - Pocahontas called, she wants her worst outfit back.
Bert Keeter: Gaywad is being shown as a nice guy now, hope this doesn't mean he wins.
FASHIONS - The pants are kinda awesome, but that 70's tunic bullshit is hideo.
FASHIONS - The pants are cool, hate the zipper on the crotch though.
FASHIONS - You're in trouble, Gurl. He looks like a Hardees worker.
FASHIONS - Very hippy dippy, but it actually looks good.
FASHIONS - That is the ugliest set of drapes posing as a shirt I've ever seen.
FASHIONS - If you don't win, everyone should be shot.
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GUEST JUDGE...
GUEST JUDGE...
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| Two words: "You're Out". (Double meaning Shambles) |
Adam Lambert: Too much makeup on, and your face is seriously trying to be fat (Snookie twin Shambles). Also your Bellatrix LeStrange rings and nail polish aren't helping anyone not want to vomit, plus your hair looks like you're wearing one of those raccoon hats, if said raccoon hat was caught on fire and jizzed all over by 67 million sperm whales... But you have a decent sense of humor so I don't want to destroy you that much. Moving on.
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So what'd you think? Agree that every single outfit except Laura and Viktor's looked like a synthetic fibered turd? Sad that Olivier didn't take a bullet to the head to shut him up for complaining about everything in the world? Concerned that they're making Bert seem like a nice person even though he clearly kills people and eats their flesh in his secret Panic Room of assholyness (although I must say him saying "shadiki" instead of "dashiki" made me laugh). Lastly, do you agree or disagree with my thoughts and/or what really went down like the temperature when a snowman fills a room with farts? Let me know in the comments.
Mach es arbeit! (Make it work!)
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!!! SPOILER ZONE !!!
TOP THREE (tee hee) --- Bert, Viktor, Joshua
SHOULDA WON --- Connie Britton at the Emmys --- Viktor
BOTTOM THREE (tee hee) --- Anya, Kimberly, Olivier
SHOULDA GOTTEN THE LOUBOUTIN BOOT --- Olivier
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So what'd you think? Agree that every single outfit except Laura and Viktor's looked like a synthetic fibered turd? Sad that Olivier didn't take a bullet to the head to shut him up for complaining about everything in the world? Concerned that they're making Bert seem like a nice person even though he clearly kills people and eats their flesh in his secret Panic Room of assholyness (although I must say him saying "shadiki" instead of "dashiki" made me laugh). Lastly, do you agree or disagree with my thoughts and/or what really went down like the temperature when a snowman fills a room with farts? Let me know in the comments.
Mach es arbeit! (Make it work!)
----- "A" Greno...
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