Project Runway Redux - Manboobs By Gayz

The Verdict is in: Those 90's mom Jeans are atrosh, Mikey Kors.

      Lotta' talk about tittays this week, and no one seemed to appreciate it.  But like sports in a gay bar, the sound of crickets will overrun the boob talk so I'm not gonna pussyfoot around with the lane ass zingers... instead I'll jump right into the Redux that (like Joshua's megabrows) only two people care about.

     As always though, be warned... there be spoilers about who won, and who went home this week (at the end of the post in the SPOILER ZONE), so don't say I didn't warn you like that one time you tried to tie a sugardick to your face and call it sweet tea bagging (this bitch has lost his mind Shambles)... NTWayz, if you read something you didn't want to know, it's not my fault.  Now on to that Refux...

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Clearly someone misunderstood the challenge.

     This week's challenge was to design clothes for some bitches based on the recommendations of said bitches' boifrenz and huzbenz (fortunately the above pic was not one of the fashions, or some tittayz would be gettin' divorced A-Stat)... And go!

Anthony Auld: Boo, if U and Anya don't make the top 3 of fashion week I'll give up bacon.

                       FASHIONS - Ferocia Couture.  That looks hot (like you).  Actually, it's just ok.

Anya Chee: Gurl I'mma be U for Halloween and walk around with some tape that says "sex"

                   FASHIONS - Flowatia.  That dress is interesting and flowy.  Kinda ug tho.

Bert Keeter: Outta his dead frenz, he's still alive?  Guess no one would bone him. (terrible)

                    FASHIONS - Not terrible, but in a Lane Bryant kinda way.  Soooo... fat.

Bryce Black:  Could it be any more obvious that you're going home slash not gonna win?

                    FASHIONS - See you later... just kinda boring.  Pink is gross. (double meaning)

Joshua McKinley:  Still can't stand you, but at least you didn't sob and yell this week.

                            FASHIONS - As much as I hate you, that dress is ferosh.

Kimberly Goodson: Gurl your weaves get worse each week.  But you get better so whatev.

                             FASHIONS -Damn, Gurl, that shit is hot.  U could rest a drink on dat ass.

Laura Kathleen: Hoping Ur chick was a gold digger so she'd be skinny makes me luz u more.

                          FASHIONS - Nice and flowy, like a period.  That's a good thing.

Olivier Green: Proved his gayness by being scared of boobs and not knowing what a DD is.

                       FASHIONS - Nice.  Kinda weird.  This bitch thinx she's a NJ Housewife tho.

Viktor Luna: Where the hell where you this episode slash season?  Surryously.                    

                   FASHIONS - Hipstertabulous.  Looks very fashiony or whatever it's called.

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     GUEST JUDGE...

Malin Ackerman:  Who?  I think that pretty much says it all.  
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!!! SPOILER ZONE !!!

TOP THREE (tee hee) --- Anya, Joshua, Viktor

           WINNER ---  Joshua

           SHOULDA WON --- Mondo last season --- Sadly, I must confess... Joshua

BOTTOM THREE (tee hee) --- Mai Boyfrien (preez be safe!), Bert, Bryce

                     OUTED --- Mondo last season ---  Bryce

                     SHOULDA GOTTEN THE LOUBOUTIN BOOT --- Bryce

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     So what'd you think?  Sad that Harvey Danger twin slash useless is gone?  Yeah, me neither.  Most importantly though, who do you think is next since there's some pretty good folks left and most of the obvi losers are already gone.  I hate to admit it, but my girl Laura and my other girl Kimberly seem to be middle of the pack at this point, so them along with Bert and Olivier might wanna kick it up a notch or those four might be getting the Loubouton boot soon (please leave Bert and Olly).  Lastly, do you agree or disagree with my thoughts and/or what really went down like Precious' blood pressure after she stopped eating her dad's AIDS dick (too soon?)?  Let me know in the comments.

                  
          Trinken mein Moede blut! (Drink my fashionable blood)

                      ----- "A" Greno...