Searches That Brung U To Me - 3

Manfaceuhraptor alert!

     Get out that ointment, Ho-asaurauses... cuz it is-be time for another round of searches that led you to my lovely little blog.  Per usual, you people are weirdos, but I wouldn't have it any other way.  So take the jump and see just what it is that (my commentary in parentheses) you pervs at home are searching for during your God-Knows-What private time and, instead of finding Deena from Jersey Shore's poosay, you're getting a little bitta Shamblette's...

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U mean this ain't lezbos having sex pix? Watta wasteuvuh boner!

     Now like a rapist ushering your pre-teen ass down into the basement, let me whisper the following into your virgin ears before we get started, "There's no turning back now", oh and also "Don't worry, I know your parents"... but that second one doesn't really apply here does it? (This is a terrible post Shambles).  So allow me to (like said pre-teen) keep my mouth shut and just show you what I'm workin' with here...

• Poop accident (also search: "story of my life")

• o shit

• Oscar blade runner bulge

• How to hair weave (be black)

• Andrew busey in drag

• Toned ass

• Pregnant vore

• Bone me

• Lesbian bangs (also known as hideo bangs, photo documentation is here)

• Oprah fat ass

• Super douchey businessman (Is it Shambles I'm thinkin' this'll lead to pix of hotties?)

• You're shitty

• Chris Colfer hung

• Dick with a stupid haircut (please-to hoping that "dick" refers to a person)

• Lezbos having sex

• Ghetto shoes

• How to make medusa hair (be black, take 2)

• Bitches and hoes

• Big fat black bitch (just search "Adrian Grenadine")

• Fat black man eating hamburger (just search "Adrian Grenadine")

• Bush diving

• Nerd with noodles

• Rude bachelor frog

• Bus bulge

• Fairy juice (AKA Smart water, Gaytorade, or Diet Coke)

• Bend over exposed

• Big booty chix

• Girls without digressing sex photo (I think they meant "with" & "degrading", or "Degrassi")

• Attractive politicians (Is it Shambles I'm thinkin' this'll lead to pix of hotties, take 2?)

• Fugly chick

• Ninja turtle boner

• Jennifer love hewitt big ass

• Betty white drag queen

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Just post in the comments and save ya' cheeks.

     So there you have it.  If you haven't noticed by now, the Shamblette's is dying a slow and painful death.  I'm considering taking a week or so off, but afraid if I do I'll never come back.  Thoughts?  Don't give a shit?  Wish I'd post more often?  Wish you had a Baconator right now like I do?  Please-to let me know in the comments what you think, if you don't (like usual) I might have to slap a bitch.

       --- Adrian