Project Runway Redux - Fivegy Of Death

His dix in my hand, even though my arms are crossed. (WTF Shamz)

     Make it jerk, Designers (not so subtle handjob reference Shambles).  Wasn't no post yesterday, and no one sent me hate-burgerz in the mail.  But I'm black today with the ole' faithful Project Runway Redux that all one of you look forward to.  So let's just hang up our hangers, pleat out those gauchos, and get to it cuz like my period, better late than never on this redux.
     As always though, be warned... there be spoilers about who won, and who went home this week (at the end of the post in the SPOILER ZONE), so don't say I didn't warn you like that one time you tried to shove a live cat up your ass and call it boi-pussay (gaywad went too far Shambles)... NTWayz, if you read something you didn't want to know, it's not my fault.  Now on to that Refux...

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     This week's challenge was clearly brought you you by HP since they said "HP" more times than Tim said "make it work" and Laura slurred her vowels combined.  The hobags split into 2 groups of five people and they had to shoot a lame ass video to go with music and their looks... or something... And go!

Anthony Auld: Homeboy is your cancer back?  You look kinda sickly this week.
                       FASHIONS - The styling on that model makes her look insane, but I luz it.

Anya Chee: Like a good herpe, this chick is growing on me from week to week.
                   FASHIONS - Okurr slutbag work it.  Nicely done, sleeves are kinda wrong tho.

Becky Ross: Still lame, but is a voice of reason so not all Shambles.
                   FASHIONS - Kinda a nice look, but the print is terrible sew who knows.
 

Bert Keeter: Asshole.  But getting the less-of-an-asshole edit so whatevs.
                    FASHIONS - Pretty plain jane and boring, perhaps that means you'll win.  Ugh

Bryce Black: Wait you're still on this show?  Please-to go away.
                    FASHIONS - Sweet t-shirt, enjoy the bottom three, boring face.

Joshua McKinley: Asshole Squared.  You're not bacon, stop being so hubrisified.

                            FASHIONS - Jacket was cool, but blue shirt and pants were hideosh!

Kimberly Goodson: Gurl you needed a brush this week for ur weavz. Still Luz U tho.          

                             FASHIONS - Classy, but in like a "cheesy bread from Red Lobster" way.

Laura Kathleen:  Tell it like it is, bitch.  Bless for getting put on team asshole.
                          FASHIONS - The belt doesn't look right with that blue bag fashion.

Olivier Green:  I think deaf people talk more than this fake accented tool.

                       FASHIONS - That peacock looks is sooo NBC, meaning "less-than".

Viktor Luna: Gurl, you needuh cheezeburger but you're still aight in my book.                    

                   FASHIONS - Pretty classy gown, boo.  But seems kinda simple.

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       GUEST JUDGE...

 

Rose Byrne:   Great, she's Australian or something and can act good, what the hell does that have to do with her ability to judge dem fashions?  But I guess that same thing sans the Australian or whatever part applies to Christina Ricci from a few weeks back so I guess I don't really have an argument here about how useless it is to have Rose Byrne judge dem fashionz.
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!!! SPOILER ZONE !!!

TOP FIVE (tee hee) ---Anthony, Anya, Bryce, Olivier, Viktor

           WINNER --- 

           SHOULDA WON --- Lilly Scott on American Idol --- Sex Tape Anya

BOTTOM FIVE (tee hee) --- Becky, Megabrows, Bert, Kimberly, Laura

                     OUTED --- Don Draper --- Becky

                     SHOULDA GOTTEN THE LOUBOUTIN BOOT --- MEGABROWS!

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     So what'd you think?  Sad that Bert and Megabrows haven't been hit by a bus yet?  Most importantly though, what the hell was Megabrows wearing?  Every shit I mean shirt he changed into got progressively worse, however each one cohesively looked more and more like a bucket of paint threw up and took a shit all over whatever fabric it could find on some dead body decaying on the side of the road.  Also, do you agree or disagree with my thoughts and/or what really went down like a 90's sitcom star's career?  Let me know in the comments as this season, much like Tim Gunn or all the cumtestants, seems to be favoring the fellows as we're down to just 3 laydeez.

                       
          Essen mein titten (eat my tits)

                      ----- "A" Greno...