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| This is hard! Kid, you've got no idea. |
As promised, here's the game that brought all the weens to the yard. So get your thinking scrotes on, and use what I taught you in last week's "Is That A Thing" post (post, tee hee) cuz if you're wrong about these weens, no one will axe you to the big dance in the sheets, or at least you might get dickbushed when the dude you're about to bone pulls out more than his wallet and you're not ready for what's there. Side note though, as out there as some of my posts are, I do have a sense of modesty... so don't expect nudie pix in this post, but there's a twist! Find out what it is and click on for the game of goods...
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| Talk about "man meat". ZING! |
The rules are simple. I'm gonna put pg-13/clothed-pix below of some fellas, and you have to use your Dixth Senses to guess what they look like nekkid. It's a completely stoopid and terrible game, but believe it or not I did receive a request or two for it after last week's post on EDP.
All of these dudes are apparently porno people, so I don't feel guilty posting their pictures. But, if you're interested in finding out the answer to your dickpothesis, I'm gonna put the name and some fax/clues to the D about the porno person with their picture, so a quick google-search will undoubtedly show you the answer (and more I'm sure, believe it or not I didn't go further into the research other than finding their names). If that's not your cup of D, as they say in Canada "soary", I'm pretty open minded, but I'm not putting porno on this blog cuz that's not what the Shamblette's is all about... I do have some class beneath all these rolls.
Now, without any more stalling, here we go with the most inappropriate and trashy thing I've ever associated with the name Adrian Grenadine... I'd say I was proud, but there's no bacon involved so I'm as less-than-thrilled about this than most of you are, but at least you'll get some nekky pix of dudes if you choose to research further.
1. Leo Giamani - Bisexual (yeah right), Italian-White, has abs, 6ft tall.
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| Not the guy from The Walking Dead, but looks just as douchey, no? |
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2. Cidd Pierce - Gay, Mixed Race, has abs & old man hands/feet.
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| Looks 14, but will his Halfrican status make him you-know-what? |
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3. James Deen - Straight, white, 5'7'', small fingers.
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| Douche is my middle name, y'all! |
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4. Luke Garrett - Gay, white, stout, muscly, bald as shit.
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| Steroids are my friend! |
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5. Keni Styles - Straight, 5'9'', Thai-British (random combo).
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| Him too? Is the thumbs up a straight guy porn thing? |
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So there you have it. Five lovelies with which to test your skills. So, how did you size up so to speak? Or if you're like me, are you just gonna pretend like this post never happened and eat away the shambarrassment? Either way, whatever, now that that's out of our system we can get back to the kind of groundbreakingly serious topics I usually cover like... yeah not even I could type that with a straight face, instead I guess I'll go the James and Keni route and give a thumbs up and hope you like me more for it. Feel free to post your results in the comments, I'm sure you'll want to share your shame with the rest of the internets like me.
Eating away the shame already,
Adrian Grena-ween (get it?)
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