The Bitch List: Weightless Transforming Poop

Blessed be

     This week is more of a shit list then a bitch one, so bless all those in the path of the bitch list this time around.  But don't lose your shit just yet if you're confused, once you see the top three things I'm bitching about you'll better understand.  Because while two of the topics are related to shitty things, one of them literally helps to get it out into the world.  Now, without further apoo, I give you the top three bitchworthy things that, like an evil fiberless turd that just won't go away, really make my ass angry...

Holy Hot Messes! - 4mer Fattys' Fly Fashions

Screw you, Sean Penn.  I sooo called dibbs on the Winona Ryder costume this year!

     Hope you're sitting down, folks... cuz it's time for a weekly dose of hot messes.  I decided since it's a random skinny week, that I'd try and tug at the heartstrings to see if I can't bring back some shambles the faux-skinny I'm feeling has erased.  So jump on in there like a good little hobag and see what earns this weeks' coveted designation as the people, place, and thing most hot mess...

PLL Redux: Bush Diving For Dead Ians

Psst, Aria.  This black bitch noms like Hanna.  Where is she btdubbs?

      Guard your hotties, Bitches... "A" here with another dose of PLL trainwreckitude to get your Humpday off to a juicy couture start.  There's a lot of discussin' and secret texting to do, so tighten that side pony, tug the ween of your former English teacher, and get your scared little pre-teen ass in here to see my mind's shramblings from this week's episode... 

SILOHBS: Short Bus Hotties

What rhymes with "Duck" and can be done doggy style?  LICK!

      I'm baaaaaaaack!  This time with a special extended edition of SILOHBS, or: "Stuff I Like Or Hate But Shouldn't" (longer due to the sensitive matter being discussed--insert ween joke here).  The first time around it was cute pschopaths who got my seal of approval, but this time I'm taking an even more borderline-offensive topic into consideration.  Will there be a different outcome?  Will I get hate mail and death threats for the things I have to say?  Probably not since we're still such a small blog... but take the jump anyway to see if I like or hate this week's selection: "short but hotties"...

Gays Do It Better: Disliking Closet Stereos

Then he just put it in my hand. What was I gonna do, not suck it?

     It's time again, gaydies and gentlezmen for the post that's strong enough for a man, but made for those who want to bone them.  I'm here with three hot topics to discuss that prove just how awesome gays sometimes do things better than hot dog and donut players.  So pop that cooch on in here and see why you (a probably straight person) aren't as good as gays at...

AngryBitter & Jelly: Bitter Body Issues Edition

Every time carbs kill, a bitter Adrian gets its wings

     Menu's here, and AngryBitter and Jelly is what's for lunch... boy am I hungry.  This week I'm extra bitter, like a sour patch kids' coochie area.  What's got my sugar-nethers in a frump, and who's on the receiving end of my AngryBiter and Jelly rape stick this time?  Read on to find out, but try to keep your pants up and your body blubbery or I WILL call you out...

True Blood Redux: I don't do book clubs, Hookuh

Don't let the separation discourage you... Bill and Sookie 4ever!

     Howdy hobags, fellow Muggles and Fang Bangers.   Adrien Grenadine here as always with your weekly thoughts on all things True Blood.  I'm so exclusive I got to peep at this Sunday's episode before the rest of the world, but this ain't no pre-cum redux for all the losers who need something to tide their carnal desires over until they get to see the haps of Bon Temps, this is a place for those who've already seen the ep... so I waited to post until the rest of the chess club got to see the insanity.  Now that we're all one the same bloody page, it's time to take off your clothes, tighten your braids, and get on in here to see what you might've missed during this week's episode...

Nerd Alert! Get on this astute ween, stat!

I'm smart, AND sexy... you're just fat and drooling

     Nerd Alert time, hobags.  You're in luck this week too because since I'm taking Monday off for the 4th of Jew-lie Holiday, you not only got 12 posts this week instead of 10, but you also finally get to see what I look like (that's me above).  So while you try to keep your nethers from dripping all over the place while obsessing over my smoldering hotness, skip over this next parenthetical (that's not really me above) and jump on in to see what you should be getting to know over the three day weekend for fear of everyone relevant giving you permanent stank eye cuz you're so uncultured in the ways of life pop culture...

Whatchu Playin', Fool? -- Pregnant or Fat

Inception Shambles

     Howdy jew-ty, Shamblers and Shamblette's.  This week's game isn't as escandalo as last week's, but it's sure to raise a few concerns and questionable weens out there I'm sure.  The game's called Pregnant or Fat and it's simple.  I'm gonna peep you 6 pics of ladies who are either pregnant or just fat.  Your job is to jump to the comments and say what you think.  Winner gets bragging rights as usual.  Also I have to say that this week I've put the answers below the post, so bear with me and don't be a cheating lazy ass before posting what you thought in the comments.  Now without further adoodoo, here are those six delish beauties of questionable body status...

Gross Yuck Cool: Period Pieces

Boo, Bitch... it's a light day

     Hope you're sitting down for this one, or at least have your legs crossed.  This week's Gross Yuck Cool lives up to it's name (but is less "Cool" than the other two descriptors).  I'll spare you all the juicy details up front, but please-to read on for the gory ones...