The Bitch List

Fine, I'll rent 27 Dresses, just get outta here!

     Every week we here at the Shamblettes are gonna list (at least) the top three things that are ruining our lives and keeping us from our daily eating and tanning habits (no matter how untimely they may be).  The people/places/things/ideas filling our lives with shambles that make this list just need to GO AWAY so we can nom our carbs in peace.  So here you have it, the first of many Bitch Lists to come...(whattaya mean X-Men isn't all about my character?)...

3 - Kathryn Heigl - Just looking at her makes us want to punch something cute.  We're sure she's a perfectly lovely person but any Ice Queen who blames the writers on her sh*tty performance to get out of her contract, then (according to us) adopts a baby so they have to let her go so she can be a "mommy" is a B-ho.  Then on top of that she puts out movie (this pic infuriates us even more for reason's you'll understand soon) after movie of the same terrible slop and expects us not to notice that she used to look like this and this, and was in movies like this and this (you are sooo not Drew Berrymore, Kathy).  Come on girl, just give it a rest so that we can rest in peace.

2 - Anything Kardashian.  Her butt is fake so stop lying, her face is uggz so stop pretending.  He isn't even cute so why bother?  I swear there's only so much room for plastic surgery faces on TV, leave the real "talent" to those housewives okay, ladies?

And now, the #1 thing causing Shambles in our lives this week is................this guy.

1 - Ok hear us out.  It's not enough that when all that Charlie Sheen crap was going down we didn't have this blog yet to bitch about how annoying it was, but now that all the respectable people have been able to move on from that, we're not in the mood to hear about how Coochie is replacing Sheen on that show we wish would die too, too, too, too, too.  All that aside, the reason Mr. Where's My Car beat out his other dated references Heigl and that "family" is because if I see one more commercial with him snapping pictures like he's this guy and talking all seductively or whatever he's doing, I might have to get up off the couch and actually do something with my life.  Now come on, Kelso, save us all by going away until the fall, because something tells us when the new TV season comes around you're gonna be finding yourself on this list once again.