Guess who's coming to dinner? Your face!!!

I shouldn't have eaten (your face) after midnight

       Today a new category of posts known as "gross yuck cool" is now in effect.  We're gonna try and find things in our lives, (or in yours) that make us respond with either gross, yuck, cool, or any combination of the above, while also hopefully teaching us something.  So here goes...

     Life as a Shamblette is hard, we get sad and people piss us off when all we wanna do is eat and lay out in the sun.  We might be a new blog but we're gonna hopefully grow and grow and grow until we're a force to be reckoned with (like the subject of this post).  Which is why when one of our fellow Shamblers came down with a case of bedbugs, we jumped at the chance to exploit it in order to do what we do best; make ourselves feel better. We're not gonna reveal this person's identity/gender or say they're nastay, cuz they iz not be (love you Shamblina).  But we are going to expose something our wikipedia research on bedbugs revealed to us that's too good not to discuss...Traumatic insemination.

     We won't discuss the details at length (you have the link above) but just the term "traumatic insemination" grosses us out and makes us think of this, and this, and (ugh) this...Which frankly is just as horrifying.  We here at the Shamblettes blog remember when it was simply called rape, but as we're keen to say, Tomato/Tomahto.

      So we have a theory why these critters bone this way... it's cuz the lady-bugs (see what I did there) are all lezbos, and the dudes are all douches.  This kinda forced game of hot dogs and donuts where the chick is literally stabbed in the gut and then... well, you know, reminds us of the days when frat dudes used to boink sorostitutes whether they wanted it or not.  Ok it's not really the same thing, but if you or someone you know is ever blessed with bedbugs, know that while these succubi are noming on your blood, they're probably just rewarding themselves after a long session of "pin the peen through the abdomen".    All together now... GROSS, YUCK, COOOOL.