Boner Patrol! -- Double Sexhaust

Talk aboutta muffler.  I've seen this one b4... but where's the gerbil?

     New feature time.  This one's simple.  Every so often something comes along that gets my nethers going north, and I'm not always proud of it.  But I'm swallowing my invisible pride like one swallows food times infinity slash a 16 inch dong, and writing about the things that get said bones rattling.  So jump on in this bitch to see what's got the Boner Patrol out in full force in this first ever BP post...

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BONER PATROL has an ADB (All Dix bulletin) out for... Bareback Biker Boys

Now we're talkin'... Sweet pink Flops, Douche.

     You know you've seen these folks. Doesn't matter if it's a Harley or a ten speed, there's something about two guys on a bike that gets my jellies jammin'.  Bonus points if it's two straight guys or hot young thayngs who may or may not be in the 16-20 year old age range.  The appeal here is that the dude on the back is not only cramming his junk up against the dude in front's ass parts, but he's also clutching said front guys' waist in order not to fall off the bike to his death. 
     This visual alone is boner-worthy, but add to it the combo of fear and exhilaration from being on a deathtrap bike, the fact that one of the dude's arms is around the other, and the fact that back guy has his chin slash cheek-parts up against the driver's back whilst harboring fear from being judged as gay slash getting falling off, and it's like witnessing two straight dudes go gay for fear of death... actually it's exactly like that, which is why I'm currently working on my Saw-like traps to get straight dudes to do gay stuff while the clock is ticking.  Ok I'm not really, but the thought is horrifyingly nice.

Hey, Back Guy/Giovanni Ribisi twin, that's not handlebars ur stroking!

     So the next time you see two doods riding around on a motorcycle or whatnot make sure and keep your legs crossed, because there's nothing worse than getting a rando-bone in the wrong place at the wrong time (like while on the back of a motorcycle while you're Dad, Uncle, Preacher (hot), Brother-in-Law, or best buddy is driving)... but if the Boner Patrol has any say in it, that's not always a bad thing.