Proj. Runway Redux - Shoe Gurl, I Almost Died!

Sex & the Shitty fake smilers.

     Hey Gaysigners, Adrian Gunnadine here to make this shit work like sweatshop kids at Martha Stewart's house.  This week there were more transitions than a drag show/sex change hospital.  People left, people came back, people I can't stand literally busted their ass... and something truly tragic almost happened but didn't (hint, one testicle).  All in all it was a dramz filled week that trimmed some sleepy useless, but brought back some in-the-closet baldness.
     As always though, be warned... there be spoilers about who won, and who went home this week (at the end of the post in the SPOILER ZONE), so don't say I didn't warn you like that one time you tried to lose your virginity with a chainsaw blade (Cucumbers work better Shambles)... NTWayz, if you read something you didn't want to know, it's not my fault.  Now on to that Refux...
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Cat butt impression!  Run that shit, yah-meen!

     This week's challenge was a group challenge to design fashions for Heidi's shitty shoe line that's apparently on Amazon and made with denim and suede.  I wish that last sentence was a lie but it wasn't.  Please-to prepare for some bitchin' and moanin' amongst the teams... And go!

Anthony Auld: Boo Imma be you for Halloween.  Unlike Josh M., you actually have talent.
                       FASHIONS - Boyfrien' you in danger this week with that atrocia & U know it.

Anya Chee: I don't like how she's tag teaming with terror-brows, UR better than him, slut.
                   FASHIONS - My least favorite look, which means it'll probably win.

Becky Ross: Girl bless... you're decent, but need to go, & take your shitty hair with you.
                   FASHIONS - Weird, kinda 80's, but not terrible.  Enjoy the bottom 3.

Bert Keeter: Please-to kill yourself.  You are bitter like grapefruit-lemon juice.
                    FASHIONS - As much as I can't stand you, Bert... you CAN make clothes.

Bryce Black: Blonde bitch is right, you need to go home.  You're not gonna win.
                    FASHIONS - Sweet trash bag, Bryce.  Enjoy the bottom three.

Cecilia Matwani: Guess bitch finally woke up, too bad being awake meant she'd drop out.
                          FASHIONS - Nonexistent.  Cuz bitch quit.

Danielle Everine: So sweet, but sweet don't have no place in fashion bitch, grow a pair.
                            FASHIONS - Looks good, really good actually... but more of the same.

Joshua Christensen: Back in the game... but still just as useless as before.  Later, bitch.
                                FASHIONS - Oh, now I know why you were eliminated.  Blech.

 

Joshua McKinley: U are really annoying and not talented enough to be so mean.  Go away.
                            FASHIONS - You're right, Megabrows; Very you: Dainty, but over the top.

Kimberly Goodson: "What happened to midnight, Tim?"  Preach girl; so glad UR still here.
                              FASHIONS - Damn, Ho that jacket's tight.  Please B the 1st black to win.

Laura Kathleen: Damn, Gurl you spittin' mad truth this week.  Love you, bitch.
                          FASHIONS - Not hideous, but could be in trouble.

Olivier Green: If I busted my ass and had a panic attack I'd probably be useless too.
                       FASHIONS - Big Love called, they want their Mormon costumes back.

Viktor Luna: Like a semi-boner, your useless ass is kinda growing on me. Keep shit talkin'.
                    FASHIONS - If I was a bitch I'd wear that shit.  Go, former-useless go.
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       GUEST JUDGE...

ERIN WASSON:  Bitch is beautiful.  I honestly can't say anything negative about her because I'm polarized by her hotness.  BUT, she is kinda lizardish, so I guess there's a diss there.  That sound you hear is me turning Straight, bring on the tittays. (in retrospect, she's still beautiful, but she's giving mad Planet-of-the-Snakes face.  Don't talk, Hobag; just smolder)
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!!! SPOILER ZONE !!!

TOP THREE err TWO (tee hee) --- Viktor, Megabrow

           WINNER --- Viktor, Megabrow

           SHOULDA WON --- Haley Reinhart from American Idol S10 --- Viktor

BOTTOM THREE err TWO (tee hee) --- Anthony, Danielle.

                     OUTED --- Jodie Foster --- Cecilia quit

                                --- And the loser who went home..?  Danielle
                     SHOULDA GOTTEN THE LOUBOUTIN BOOT --- Fuqin BERT

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     So what'd you think?  Sad that sleep-face quit and took sweet little McPoyle Sister twin from It's Always Sunny with her?  Happy that bald bitch is back?  Mad that Joshua Brows is so fuqin rude and shitty and not Christian Siriano enough to back up his sassy quips and terror fashion -- (Fuq me squared that he has immunity next week too, ugh)?  Did you laugh when Olivier stepped out of obscurity and did something other than be boring (AKA bust his ass)?  I know I hate myself for actually relating to Bert when he told BrowFace to "drop dead", but what can you do, right?  Most importantly, do you agree or disagree with my thoughts and/or what really went down like Melissa Etheridge at a clambake? Let me know in the comments.

                         Ich komme gleich (I'll be back)

                      ----- "A" Greno...