Project Runway Redux - Nina Us Are Worthy

Hey, Tim... make that fart I just laid on ur dick-parts work.  Tee hee!

     Heyyyyy, Deziiiigners!  Time for another redux of the show that sews no bounds (lame pun shambles).  This week we had to peep Nina Garcia's botox face for longer than usual, so I'm sure she got paid some mad overtime for actually getting her ass outta that PR chair.  But enough gabbin', let's get to the reduxin'.
     As always though, be warned... there be spoilers about who won, and who went home this week (at the end of the post in the SPOILER ZONE), so don't say I didn't warn you like that one time you tried to sit on some doodz face after an all you can eat bean buffet (Ass Blast shambles)... NTWayz, if you read something you didn't want to know, it's not my fault.  Now on to that reslutx...
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     This week's challenge seams (see what I did there?) like an easy one, but it's anything but.  The bro-signers musk design fashions for Nina Garcia (AKA the old bitch collection)... Please-to prepare for the term "taste level" 6000 times... And go!

Anthony Auld: Still yum, but his Beyonce or whatever was sittin' too close to that camera.
                       FASHIONS - Not bad, reminds me of a cupcake.  So... NOM!

Anya Chee: Sex tape is still playin' on the internets, but this dark horse is safe for a while.
                   FASHIONS - Damn girl, shit is ferosh!  Good call on dying that tampon fabric.

Becky Ross: This bitch is testing my patience... please-to go away forever.
                   FASHIONS - Wow, Ferocia.  Bitch made it work this week.  Now fix that hairz.

Bert Keeter: Old asshole didn't get much screentime, but I'm happy for that.  More less plz.
                    FASHIONS - Simple, classy, boring... same as Bert, except the classy part.

Bryce Black: Can't stand this dude, go away and take Bert and White haired bitch with you.
                    FASHIONS - Plain, lame, just meh.  Bring it more, you boring slut.

Cecilia Matwani: Bitch needs to lay off the roofies cuz she's got MAD sleep-stroke face.
                          FASHIONS - Boring, plain, weird, and sleepy.  Just like Cecilia!

Danielle Everine: Bitch is super boring.  I've taken dumps more interesting than her.
                            FASHIONS - Classy, I like it.  A little snoozy booger... but not bad.

Joshua McKinley: Queen bitch didn't get much face time, but the brows are still deadly.
                            FASHIONS - The year 3045 called, it wants it's shitty fashions back.  Meh.

Julie Tierney: Poor maybe lez seems sooo over this shit.  Enjoy the bottom 3, hobag.
                       FASHIONS - Not a fan of the orange, looks like a tennis shoe dress.

Kimberly Goodson: Sassy black bitch role is sufficiently filled, keep it up, Kim I luz you.
                              FASHIONS - Looks classy, but a little too Indian Princess for my tastes.

Laura Kathleen: Homegurl got less screen time than Anthony's single ball.  Must be safe.
                          FASHIONS - Girl, I love you, but ur shit looks like a xmas gift gone wrong.

Olivier Green: King of boring was MIA this week.  Again like with Bert, please-to more less.
                       FASHIONS - Not bad, but kinda weird.  Gah Olivier stop talking forever.

Viktor Luna: This guy is like the fat kid who thinks he's part of the club but isn't. Useless-o.
                    FASHIONS - Nice lines and edges, but it's just a freaking black dress, so bleh.
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       GUEST JUDGE...

Kerry Washington:  The cast of Pan Am called, they want their styling back.  Hobag seems like a very lovely woman, but that dairymaid stenographer look isn't the best.  That aside, I think I'm racist because I don't know who the hell you are.  And I'm not so stupid as to ask if you're somehow related to Denzel because I know you're not.
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!!! SPOILER ZONE !!!

TOP THREE (tee hee) ---Anya, Kimberly, Viktor

                     WINNER --- Kimberly (rep for Rosa Parks, I luz you)

                     SHOULDA WON --- Lezbo Kayla on Top Model S14 --- Anya

BOTTOM THREE (tee hee) --- Julie, Cecilia, Danielle

                     OUTED --- Jonathan Taylor Thomas --- Julie

                     SHOULDA GOTTEN THE LOUBOUTIN BOOT --- Cecilia

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     So what'd you think?  Agree or disagree with my thoughts and/or what really went down like a Kardashian at a black guy festival?  Is Viktor and his bug eyed ways slash looking like a ventriloquist dummy getting under your dick as much as me?  But most importantly, do you really hate that "I wish I was Tabitha from Tabitha's Salon Makeover" Marie Claire bitch as much as I do?  Let me know in the comments.

                         Tschuss (chow)

                      ----- "A" Greno...