Project Runway Redux - Bow Wow WOW!

We're baaaack!  Miss us?  Now hand over your soul.

     Project Runway was back in all it's gloryhole last week, and boy did I miss it... but the reduxii aren't here until now because, 1: I wanted to enjoy that shit instead of taking notes, and 2: there were too many bitches to talk shit about and I wanted to wait until 5 of them were sent packing before I wasted anyone's (namely my) time.
     But now we're going full force rape-dick style into the season, and I'm bringing you more episode accessories than the entire Piperlime wall of hideo.  But enough gabbing from me, let's get to the faboosh, the "fuq no she didn't send that down the runway", and the (duh) fashions... but be warned, there be spoilers about who won, and who went home this week (at the end of the post in the SPOILER ZONE), so don't say I didn't warn you like that one time you tried to leave the house in socks and sandals with a fanny pack, if you read something you didn't want to know...
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     So this Redux is taking the form of bitchy one liners per contestant/their fashions since there's so many of them at this point.  Also, unlike the PLL or True Blood Reduxii, this one's brief and to the fashions point.  Cuz as Heidi and her bangs of death so often say; "One minute you're in, the next... you've got Seal's black dick up your ass"... wait that wasn't right.  "One minute Seal's black dick's in... the next it's out of your ass."  Dammit I'm not good at this whole quote thing... let's just get to the cumtestants and they fashions toot sweet like a trip to Mode before I dig this shit hole any deeper.  P.S - The new show opening is atrosh.  Game on!
     This week's challenge was a creative materials challenge where the designers had to make fashions outta shit they found in a pet store.  And go!

Anthony Auld: Please-to molest me, just keep your hepatitis away from me preez.
                       FASHIONS -LOVE IT!  Bjork's probably already calling to order some birdseed.

Anya Chee: Bitch has a sex tape (shocker, NOT!).  Hobag looks like she smells like dix too.
                   FASHIONS - Damn girl, you got skillz.  That shit was tre' faboosh!

Becky Ross: Sweet, could get annoying.  Winner of the "I hate your hair" award this season.
                   FASHIONS -  Toucan Sam wants his prom dress back.  Enjoy the bottom 3.

Bert Keeter: Gramps knows his shizz.  Gives bitter old asshole vibe though.
                    FASHIONS - Boring with bubble gum on top.  The back was nice though.

Bryce Black: Perez Hilton's cousin called, he wants his everything back.  Just meh so far.
                    FASHIONS -  Queen of cotton candy wants her fashions back too, Bryce.

Cecilia Matwani: Early "Atrocia" points to her, reminds me of that Irina bitch who won S6.
                          FASHIONS - Chic?  Yes.  3rd grader art project?  Also yes.

Danielle Everine: Granolabag looks too much like the McPoyle sis from It's Always Sunny.
                            FASHIONS - Nice outfit, too bad Model's Repunzle's hair covered it up.

Falleen Wells: Love her name, pixie hurrcut and personality.  She probs won't win though.
                       FASHIONS - Very 70's cokehead, but that don't mean it wasn't awesome.

Joshua Christensen: Closet case could piss me off easily.  There's no crying in fashion, JC.
                                FASHIONS - Gotta say, this shit is classy like 1st period, but still meh.

Joshua McKinley: Dr. he's got a baaaad case of gayface.  Not a fan, eyebrows = death plz.
                            FASHIONS - 1980's Cyndi Lauper, and not in a good way.  Why a mirror?

Julie Tierney: Bitch seems like an old smoky cat lady who don't take no shiz.  Gurl Power.
                       FASHIONS - Who knew doggy bags could be so ferocia?  Werk it gurl.

Kimberly Goodson: Token funny black person of the season.  So natch I relate/love her.
                              FASHIONS - LOVE IT!  That side shoulder bobby swoop thing is fierce.

Laura Kathleen: Not as dumb as she looks, but not as smart either.  I like her though.
                          FASHIONS - Fierce X 10!  Tomb Raider meets ferocia for sure.

Olivier Green: His hybrid accent is the only neat thing about him, so natch he'll prolly win.
                       FASHIONS -  Classy.  Def not at Ross Dress For Less.  But brow styling prob is.

Viktor Luna: Who?  That pretty much sums him up.
                    FASHIONS - The periwinkle makes my ween sprinkle.  Me like!
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       GUEST JUDGE...

Stacy Bendet: Bitch get that spiky bow shit off your head.  You're a designer, not a cactus.
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!!! SPOILER ZONE !!!

TOP THREE (tee hee) --- Anthony, Olivier, Joshua M.

                     WINNER --- Olivier

                     SHOULDA WON --- Anthony, or Porno Hag Anya

BOTTOM THREE (tee hee) --- Bryce, Joshua C., Fallene

                     OUTED --- Anderson Cooper Joshua C.

                     SHOULDA GOTTEN THE LOUBOUTIN BOOT --- Bryce, or Bad Hair Becky

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     So what'd you think?  Agree or disagree with my thoughts and/or what really went down.  Sad to see Joshua C. go home?  And how much do you hate Olivier's boringness, Joshua M's botox-face eyebrows, and the fact that Kim Whoretrashian is the guest judge next week?  The only thing she knows about fashion is how to look hideous in it.  NTWayz, let me know your thoughts in the comments. 

     I already can't wait til next week... but until then.... 

                      ----- "A"-wiedersehen, Faux pauxs and Piperlime puss walls.