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| Skittle me that and taste THIS rainbow, bitch. |
It's that time again, another edition of G Chats U Wish U Wrote. This week Kiki takes a backseat ride and Skittles returns to talk all things Shambles. Included are convos regarding juices at the OBGYN, Degrassi plots, band hotties/notties, and finally commitment ceremonies and their granola side effects. It's a shorter chat for sure, but it's not about the length, it's about how much money the ween attached to it is worth... or something. So keep on reading to see what all the Shamble-filled fuss is all aboot...
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| New from Douchebag Couture: Abercrombie and Sitch |
AG: this week just keeps getting better and better; found out two former peeps are in porn, one got committed or whatever it's called to his partner, and another is (allegedly) an Abercromie model... Meanwhile all I do is blog about being fat... shambles
Skittles: haha
who is the Abercrombie model?
AG: [Duck Duck Goose], I mean he looks like one, a little twinky yet muscly frat douche (who's actually a really cool guy who doesn't know any better but still)
i've yet to see a professional pic of him tho so i wonder if it's like one of those tools who walks around the store and is a "model".
Skittles: ohh yeah [Duck Duck Goose], I remember him.
yeah he probs is just in a store
AG: i mean go him but what a douchey job to have. Like juice drinker at the OBGYN.Skittles: For real, I mean what? Gross. Change of topic stat! 10 minutes
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| Your aim sux, Rick... Toby is further right. Sean too. Amateur. |
Skittles: So about Degrassi this week.Holly J looks like a middle aged mom.AG: haha
Skittles: this premiere episode is way too fast
way too much shit going on
AG: its ridic how they give someone an eating disorder, make then a cutter, have them get raped, go to therapy, and then get over it all in 23 mins
Skittles: yeah its stoops
i don't think i can watch this season
i only watch for Sav at this point
AG: Sav is soooo gross, i like his sis, she's ferocia
Skittles: no way
she is too brown
AG: (racist) she works that hair and fashions tho, and she's a terrible actress
Skittles: jesus can you watch this ep so we can discuss?
they have this Keke Palmer as the guest star and she is horrible
AG: Keke Palmer sounds like a sex move you get from a Hawaiian HJ giving Hooker who also happens to be black and/or Australian.
Skittles: Haha. The part in her hair is about 2 inches thick
a toy train could fit thru it
AG: i'll put a part in her hair. My ween part. ZINGO!!
Skittles: I'm obsessed with [this band, not the one pictured above]
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| Sorry, Skittles... none of 'em really do it for me. MAYBE far right. |
the lead singer is sooo cuh-yute
except for his nasty British teeth even though he's not British. [Skittles provides a link to a band picture]
AG: Is the lead singer the one in the middle? he's looks like all the dudes you say are smokin' but are really just dirty and kinda Mexican (no offense to your boo of course)
Skittles: haha
he's the one driving the van
AG: i meant in the still pic up top
Skittles: oh no he is laying on the ground
AG: ew, he looks like the guy from MUSE, if Muse had MORE AIDS
blondie and background are MUCH hotter
Skittles: they are too pretty boy
they look like ken dolls
AG: well call me Barbie, bitch. [I listen to song] i was sooo into it until he started singing
i need to see them in motion, i don't trust band photos, lead singer looks totes diff in the video than in the pic, but still kick-outta-bedable
Skittles: ok ill find you a clippy
AG: [I watch music video] I'm halfway though and wishing I was Helen Keller.
Skittles: you don't like the song??
AG: Music, yes... singer's voice = no. ok leady isn't that bad, his eyes are nice... the drummer makes my jellies jam tho[Skittles provides a link where Matt Pinfield is interviewing lead singer]
AG: gah Matt Pinfield is still alive? and ur right, lead singer's grill is busted
hideo
Skittles: Matt Pinfield does not look like he has aged AT ALL
AG: i know, he must share a cryogenics chamber with Betty White.Skittles: ha... but do you think he is cute aside from grill?AG: Sadly, the little boy he turns into at the end is cuter (pedo Shambles) 7 minutes
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| I now pronounce you, extremely annoying. |
Skittles: so at [Pepto B's] commitment ceremony
their "vows" were ridiculous promises
ex: " I promise to stay committed to campaigns against social injustices"
and then after every promise, the other person said "me too"
HOW STOOPS IS THAT??
AG: please-to excuse me while i go throw up and kill myself
Skittles: hahaha i knowAG: I can see my wedding now... "I, Sam Jaeger promise you, Adrian Grenadine, not to eat the last piece of pizza"... ME: "I don't." blessed be
Skittles: hahaha
AG: at least at your wedding there will be tacos and vegan cupcakes, so it all evens out.
Skittles: oh yeah baybeAG: Nooooooooom.
I too just found out that someone I went to college with is in porn now! What is with these nymphomaniacs we know??
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