Searches That Brung U To Me - 2

Where U at, Shamblettes?  Look down, waaay down! (Dik level, Boo)

     It's true, some of you like me, you really like me.  So in return for your favors of page views, I'm sharing, herpes style, some of the wonderfully sketchy Google searches that led you to me since the last STBU2M post.  The overwhelming responses of pervy things you all look for to jam your jellies and unleash your poons never cease to amaze me.  So jump on in this mini-post like a fist to a rape ass and see what lead yallz to meh part deux...

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What is this Shamblette's crap?  My fine ass was lookin' 4 Kiddie Dix.

     Words honestly can't explain how horrifying some of these searches are.  A fat bitch couldn't be prouder. (bacon tears of joy).   So what exactly lead you to me this time, and what equally skeevy comments do I have to make about it?  Here we go, Hobags... and fret not, the spellings/etc of the below results are not mine, they're exactly what was searched by my loyal Little Baconators to find dem Shamblette's.

• Basic mom sex 

• Tumblr cum dumpster (shudder)

• You are a bitch (you really are)

• Awkward looking people

• Hip hop hoes

• Shamblette's blog bitches (that's what's up)

• Hollywood vagina

• "dick sucking lips" 

• Meth girl

• Lezbo hotties 

• Joseph gordon-levitt gay

• Squished by a fat chick

• Scratch pubes

• Herpes in development (someone's nervous that zit is a herp I see)

• i want that monster cock nicki minaj

• Person eating baby (I think/hope this was actually me looking for a pic for the blog)

• Turd costumes

• Misses troll is pregnant (oh shit, Mr Troll gawna be pissed... his dick fell off years ago)

• Top hair weaves

• Natasha lyonne tits

• Michael cera bitch please

• Big black hoes

• Gay deaf porn (this sounds hot, but of course they can't hear it... too soon?)

• Dick sandwich (no cheese please)

• Black bitches with ass

• Gay corn

• Hot big ass black bitches (I feel like this was a 2nd search by "BB bitches w ass above)

• Women sucving cum from huge dicks (it's called spellcheck, weirdo)

• Girl guy pee

• lolcat whore

• Good hair weave (is harder to find than a good man, Gurl trust.)

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This sums up how Google feels urrytime peeps search 4 my blog.

     So there you have it, proof that when people are at home alone McCauley Culkin style with their dix and pussays hanging out, they'll search for anything from "girl guy pee" to "good hair weave", but if they didn't I might not have the over 3500 page views I've got so far... so don't stop being horny and sluthobagz, people.  Now if you'll excuse me, I've gotta go look up some Gay Deaf Porn, and you know you will too cuz we're all curious to see where that leads (other than the Shamblette's of course).  

          Later, Sluts.