Proj. Runway Redux - Talk About High Fashion

Gurl, is Seal sexting you again?  Yes.  I'm gonna kill my hub-send!

     Good morning, Designers!  Time to make this shit work again in the PR Redux from Hell.  Everyone was being a bitch this week, and so there's only 3 people left I don't wanna shoot in the face: Gay Anthony, Rich Bitch, and Black Bitch... everyone can suck my hem line if they like any of the other sluts (although Asian whorebag who can't sew and dykey granola bitch still not on my hideous list... YET) but I digress.
     As always, be warned, there be spoilers about who won, and who went home this week (at the end of the post in the SPOILER ZONE), so don't say I didn't warn you like that one time you tried to stick a cucumber in your ass instead of a chainsaw (er, wait I got that backwards)... NTWayz, if you read something you didn't want to know, it's not my fault.  Now on to that refux...
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     Sew (see what I did there?) this week's challenge saw the ho-signers pairing up (Asians together obvi) to design fashions for bitches in stilts who need cheeseburgers for an outdoor runway show... And go!

Anthony Auld: Still fine, still might have hepatitis, still don't care.  I want that bodice.
                       FASHIONS - Gorgeous!  Bitch's insurance just went up with all that red.

Anya Chee: Haven't heard NTthing else 'bout dem lack of skills; she'll be around a while.
                   FASHIONS - Skirt was flowy like a period... but this time that's a good thing.

Becky Ross: Like a Lost re-run, each repeat viewing of her makes me like her less.
                   FASHIONS - Black Kim was right about the wonky collar, but jacket was ferocia!

Bert Keeter: Pretty sure he died 8 yrs ago & feeds off of bitter juice... total asshole.
                    FASHIONS - Not as hideous as Bert's 'tude, but Granny wants her drapes back.

Bryce Black: Harvey Danger Perez Hilton the 3rd is not skilled/cute enough to be so mean.
                    FASHIONS - TuTu looks more like a Three Three it's so big... but not THAT bad.

Cecilia Matwani: If they didn't add subtitles when she speaks, I'd think she was asleep.
                          FASHIONS - I think bitch stole that look offuh Bea Arthur's corpse (2 soon?)

Danielle Everine: Got about 2 seconds of screen time... yeah she's that boring.
                            FASHIONS - Gretchen from S8 called, she wants her hideo fashions back.

Falleen Wells: My patience with her is running thin.  What once was cute is now whiny.
                       FASHIONS - Pretty much just meh, good call on the waist tho, pack ur bags.

Joshua McKinley: Gurl gives good soundbites, but he's an asshole and those BROWS!
                            FASHIONS - As much as I can't stand this gaywad, those pants were HOT!

Julie Tierney: I like her fuq you attitude... pretty sure she's not gonna last long though.
                       FASHIONS - Model bitch was overworking that coat arm, but it was aight.

Kimberly Goodson: Still love this bitch, but she didn't really get featured this week.
                              FASHIONS - Tell it, bitch.  Those shit brindle pants were the shit!

Laura Kathleen: Not a bitch, knows her stuff, and has a sense of humor = She my new fave
                          FASHIONS - Gurl the red feather thingies were just ok, but u'll be safe.

Olivier Green: Can't stand his voice slash everything.  He's like a living saltine cracker.
                       FASHIONS - That top was about as boring as your all of the above, Olli.

Viktor Luna: Thanx to being paired with Dickasaurus, I know who he is.  Still lame tho.
                    FASHIONS - If an ostrich took a shit on some algae it'd be that dress boo, sry.
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       GUEST JUDGE...

Kim Whoretrashian: DO. NOT. WANT!  She probs made more in an hour of being useless than I will all year working 60hr weeks. If that's not Shambles I don't know what is... Can't stand this bitch.  The only thing she knows about fashion is how to get fuqed in the ass and videotape it (while using couture as a cum-rag of course).
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!!! SPOILER ZONE !!!

TOP THREE (tee hee) --- Laura/Anthony, Becky/Kimberly, Danielle/Cecilia

                     WINNER --- Laura

                     SHOULDA WON --- Mondo Anthony, but I'm happy Laura won.

BOTTOM THREE (tee hee) ---Josh/Julie, Burt/Viktor, Falleen/Bryce

                     OUTED --- Anderson Cooper Falleen

                     SHOULDA GOTTEN THE LOUBOUTIN BOOT --- Burt McOldasshole

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     So what'd you think?  Agree or disagree with my thoughts and/or what really went down?  Wondering what the hell Anya was thinking wearing that feather-covered leather thing with shoulders of death that made her look like an American Gladiator?  Wish you could stab Fallene in the face like I do for being whiny, yet won't do it for her fessing up to fashion not being her calling?  Let me know in the comments.

                         Bis bald (see you soon)

                      ----- "A"-wiedersehen